Save Water, Drink Beer!
Keep calm, Stay Away :p
I’m a good boy with bad habits
Flip a coin__If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine 🙂
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ;p
Attention! do you think its right time to talk to me?
Laugh a lot alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot 🙂
I pretend to work and hey pretend to pay me_TIT 4 TAT
Behind every great man, there is a stupid woman 🙁
Money can’t buy Love but can buy Girl to make Love!
Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;p
80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain
3 biggest mistakes of everyone’s life: Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp!
Great power comes with great electricity bills 🙂
If Monday had a face…. I would punch it Thaa… 🙂
If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I did wear you out. But I would not wear you out in public :p
Why Silent people have the craziest minds??
Someone said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed ;p
You have the perfect face for TV :p
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart… 🙂
Yeah you’re really pretty, pretty stupid Hehehe 🙂
But being lazy is so much fun 😉
My selfie is called a kulfi because am so cool :p
Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal lolzz 🙂
On the other hand–You have different fingers.
If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol Huh 🙂
Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good 🙂
Live life like a Villain 🙂
Loving you is more than just a dream comes true :p
I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see :p
SUccess? all depends on the second letter Think ?
Don’t stress, do your best, forget the rest 🙂
I am in a relationship with studies and it?s complicated :p
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.. True
Life is like an exam I am determined to pass 🙂
A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country :p
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer 🙂
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Don’t underestimate the power of a crying girl friend.
My husband thinks I’m crazy, whereas he is the one who married me.
After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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